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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour entire value proposition is just routing emails until they die.
Professional cat-herder of busy technical experts.
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The end of the internal email chase.
split.you▸ RFP-SYNAPSE 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collates disparate documents in nanoseconds
You track status updates and badger internal subject matter experts to fill out repetitive spreadsheet cells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify which subject matter expert is lying about their current capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent auto-populates your repository by scraping old documents.
Month 4
Automated pings replace your annoying follow-up emails.
Month 8
AI writes the initial response based on historical data.
Month 12
Experts input directly into the system, bypassing you entirely.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system submits the bid itself while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
142
Average emails sent per RFP
88%
Time spent nudging stakeholders
Zero
Patience for format errors
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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