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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour career path is an eminent domain claim waiting to happen.
Bureaucrat for hire, master of the public record.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Taking your land with ruthless, automated efficiency.
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files eminent domain claims while you sleep
You negotiate land acquisition for highways and manage property legal disputes. Your days involve titles, deeds, and angry landowners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a landowner is about to settle just by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
OCR scanners ingest every handwritten deed and map into memory.
Month 6
Algorithms calculate fair market value instantly using real-time market data.
Month 13
Smart bots send compliant, legally binding acquisition notices to homeowners.
Month 21
AI negotiators handle counter-offers with cold, data-backed indifference.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire land acquisition process runs without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14
Angry landowners per week
22
Hours staring at tax maps
62%
Percentage of deals stalled
Your severance
One free road map and a bus ticket home.
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