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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour predictive models are just expensive ways to predict your termination.
Professional fortune teller for the C-suite and shareholders.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated risk appetite and instant profit calculation.
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recalibrates risk appetite based on global sentiment
You manage fraud strategy and credit approval metrics. You interpret model outputs to inform executive financial decision making.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to avoid immediate consequences.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents monitor your model performance and highlight your manual errors.
Month 4
Systems automatically adjust risk appetite based on real-time market data flows.
Month 8
Decision software generates executive summaries directly, cutting you out of the loop.
Month 13
Machines assume full control of credit policy updates without human review.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the risk dashboard is revoked for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
too high
human bias frequency
2 weeks
decision latency
constant
automated drift detection
Your severance
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