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Will AI replace Risk Assessment Engineer jobs? · Latest report #3evxarhf
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor existential threats while your own job faces a extinction event.
Professional doom-scroller with a salary and a keyboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fearing the future is now a software service.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNISCIENCE-G7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your irrelevance in real-time
You build predictive models for global catastrophes and monitor automated alert systems for early warning signs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can recognize a genuine technical malfunction before the machine labels it a catastrophe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin ingesting your raw data feeds for training.
Month 5
Pattern recognition software identifies threats faster than your human team.
Month 10
Alert summaries are now generated by LLMs without human oversight.
Month 15
The machine assumes full control of the manual alert protocols.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access credentials expire as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
42 percent
Human false positive rate
300 milliseconds
Data stream latency
Daily
Existential dread spikes
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker without Wi-Fi.
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