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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou translate spreadsheets into tickets until the spreadsheet decides to quit.
Professional translator of corporate panic into Jira tickets.
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Automated compliance translation for banking protocols.
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enforces compliance via instant code audit
You align bank risk policies with software development, acting as the bridge between compliance documents and code repositories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about technical debt during a stakeholder call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your functional requirements from policy documents instantly.
Month 4
Smart agents convert business requirements directly into developer tickets.
Month 10
Automated policy checkers replace your manual mediation between teams.
Month 16
Robotic auditors pull data directly from systems without your guidance.
Year 2 · D-Day
The bank terminates the BA role in favor of self-updating code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
94 percent
Requirement document churn rate
12 hours/week
Bridge calls spent nodding
400 plus
Policy versions ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one cold bagel.
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