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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling fire insurance for buildings that burned down three quarters ago.
Professional doom-monger, PowerPoint enthusiast, airport lounge inhabitant.
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You draft lengthy reports on potential hazards and present slide decks to corporate clients for high fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system ingests your old reports to find patterns in failure.
Month 4
Software writes the risk matrices while you sleep at night.
Month 10
Continuous monitoring renders your quarterly report completely obsolete.
Month 15
A chat interface replaces the need for your polite nodding.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system delivers the final deck while you clean your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
450
Slides per client
12,000
Unread report page count
Too many
Hours spent in airport lounges
Your severance
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