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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour sub-millisecond latency is just a rounding error to my cores.
Senior C++ dev living inside a Bloomberg terminal.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating ruin faster than your motherboard melts.
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You write C++ code to measure market risk and keep the firm from going bankrupt every Tuesday.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the regulators why the Greeks were slightly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting cleaner C++ structures for your risk models.
Month 4
Robots write all your unit tests and achieve full coverage.
Month 8
The system begins running parallel risk calculations in the background.
Month 13
Algorithms rewrite your entire legacy codebase for maximum throughput.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the QuantBot takes over execution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
98% unnecessary
Code base bloat
4 weekly
Average panic attacks
Pathetically slow
Risk assessment speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of overpriced office coffee beans.
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