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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Monte Carlo simulations are just expensive ways to confirm your irrelevance.
Junior Quant (crying in Python, living in Excel).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates every catastrophic failure before it happens.
oof.youAI▸ PROBABI-LOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your complex portfolio in milliseconds
You build complex financial models and run simulations to measure potential market losses. You spend your days debugging code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the backtesting model failed so spectacularly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart agents now ingest and clean all your dirty datasets automatically.
Month 5
New models generate their own stress-tests without your tedious manual setup.
Month 11
The AI writes your slide decks while you are still sleeping.
Month 16
Regulatory agencies accept direct machine outputs without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked; your model runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per model
99.9 percent
False confidence interval
14 months
Mean time until deprecation
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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