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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou protect the bank from people who are just faster than you.
Compliance expert, spreadsheet martyr, and spreadsheet gladiator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk management without the human ego.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ALPHA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fraudulent accounts before they even exist
You monitor transaction alerts and flag suspicious user patterns to keep the bank's regulatory capital buffers compliant.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific intuition to know when a legal edge case is actually fraud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start auto-dismissing the easy false positive transaction flags.
Month 4
Software automatically updates risk policies the second a regulation changes.
Month 8
The AI monitors your decisions to learn your exact risk threshold.
Month 13
The system starts approving risk profiles without waiting for your sign-off.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill into a role that machines find boring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
42 percent
false positive rate
1200 items
alerts processed daily
4 hours
average compliance sleep
Your severance
a LinkedIn badge and a PDF of your failures
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