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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning mortgages into bonds is just math, and math hates you.
Junior Excel-warrior, dreaming of the perfect yield spread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Securitization without the human error margin.
sluurp.you▸ TRANCHEMASTER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates waterfall distribution with perfect precision
You slice residential mortgage pools into tranches and run cash flow models. The spreadsheets are your entire universe.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the pool data is garbage before the model runs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents scrape and clean your mortgage CSV files automatically.
Month 4
Scripts replace manual waterfall modeling with instant, error-free calculations.
Month 10
Generative models draft your legal documents in seconds per deal.
Month 15
Yield spread optimization runs continuously without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all capital formation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4,200
Tranches sliced per hour
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Zero
Model errors per year
Your severance
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