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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace RNA Design Intern jobs? · Latest report #5m9u478m
Your job has an expiration date
April 28, 2027
In 6 monthsYour scripts are just training data for the machine that replaces you.
Junior script monkey in the genetic code zoo.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Designing life cycles before you finish coffee.
squeeze.youAI▸ GENOMEARCHITECT V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect transgenes while you sleep
You write code to setup scripts for designing transgenes using genomic AI models. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model output is absolute nonsense to your boss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models learn your coding style by reading your commits.
Week 6
The machine takes over your daily data cleaning routines.
Month 3
The AI starts designing the sequences without your manual intervention.
Month 4
Your oversight role is downgraded to clicking one green button.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the server retires your credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per script
too many
Model hallucinations
99 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free cloud compute credits.
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