Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Road Marking Technician jobs? · Latest report #p5ibakux
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour stripes are fading, but the machine's precision never will.
Professional line drawer and asphalt enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect lanes without the traffic jams.
bzzt.youAI▸ LINEBOT ASPHALT-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
paints crisp lines at four times speed
You apply hot thermoplastic paint to roads using trucks and stencils. You manage lane alignment and traffic safety cones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a wet line will survive a sudden thunderstorm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors map the road patterns to optimize marking locations.
Month 7
Mechanical arms replace manual stencils for road symbols.
Month 16
Mounted gantries paint long lines without closing entire lanes.
Year 2.2
UV curing lamps dry thermoplastic instantly to remove traffic delays.
Year 3 · D-Day
The autonomous fleet manages all road markings without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1200 miles
Annual lane miles
14 percent
Thermoplastic wastage
too slow
Cone deployment speed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of reflective glass beads.
Discussion
