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October 23, 2030
In 4 yearsYour job is literally drawing lines, which machines find aggressively simple.
Professional line drawer and asphalt safety enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect lanes without the human errors.
glub.youAI▸ LINEBOT HIGHWAY PRO V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
paints crisp stripes while moving at speed
You operate heavy trucks to spray paint traffic lines. You also set cones and manage road safety crews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a loose sewer grate that makes the whole machine jump.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite GPS data replaces your manual lane tracking and measurements.
Month 5
Self-positioning robotic cones remove your need to set them manually.
Month 13
Vision-guided rigs paint perfectly centered lines without human steering.
Year 2.2
Connected trucks sync with traffic sensors to close lanes automatically.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human driver is retired from the highway maintenance crew.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
3 inches
Average line deviation
400 gallons
Paint wasted annually
120
Cones set per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of reflective orange safety vests.
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