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Will AI replace Road Works Planner jobs? · Latest report #5qt4ty9q
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsMapping detours that exist only to make commuters cry harder.
Bureaucrat of the orange cone and misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing asphalt entropy in real-time.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE PLANNER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reroutes entire city traffic in milliseconds
You juggle permits, traffic flow simulations, and utility company disputes to schedule necessary road closures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell the bureaucratic incompetence in a permit request before even opening it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map existing site conditions without you leaving the office.
Month 5
Bots flood municipal email queues with perfectly compliant permit applications.
Month 10
Real-time traffic modeling replaces your static detour planning spreadsheets.
Month 16
Utility databases sync to prevent overlapping work orders automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the city traffic grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2 miles
Average detour length
12 weekly
Utility company fights
34%
Permit rejection rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a town without roads.
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