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Will AI replace Roadway Maintenance Inspector jobs? · Latest report #tnhjvfr9
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsDocumenting potholes will soon be the hobby of a lonely drone.
Lead inspector of things that crumble under pressure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The road never lies, and neither do we.
oof.youAI▸ PAVESCAN INSPECTOR 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans asphalt density with ultrasonic beams
You log pavement cracks and sign off on contractor asphalt patches. The road eventually eats everyone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a contractor cutting corners just by the look of their shovel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-def cameras replace your eyes on active highway zones.
Month 10
Sensors automatically upload crack data to the cloud.
Year 1.9
Robotic sensors check asphalt temperature instead of you.
Year 3
The system validates work against digital contract specs.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your clipboard is decommissioned and sent to a landfill.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Potholes logged daily
1000
Coffee cups consumed
Infinite
Contractor excuses heard
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-visibility orange vests.
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