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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsA digital merchant of pixelated hats who has finally met their match.
Professional hoarder of limited-edition virtual plastic hats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The ultimate arbitrage engine for digital junk.
squeeze.youAI▸ TRADEBOT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect arbitrage trades instantly
You track demand for virtual collectibles and spam trade requests to maximize your profit in Robux.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the desperate tone of a ten-year-old trying to scam you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots identify which virtual items are trending upward in value.
Month 3
Scripted processes out-click you on every rare item drop.
Month 6
Algorithms automatically execute trades based on real-time market data.
Month 9
Bot clusters flood the economy to stabilize prices against humans.
Month 14 · D-Day
The market becomes fully autonomous and human trading is disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.001 seconds
Average trade latency
1000/minute
Spam rate
0 percent
Emotional attachment
Your severance
A one-time coupon for 500 virtual tickets.
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