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October 21, 2028
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You manage virtual currency inflation and platform growth strategies. Algorithms are already better at deciding which user games trend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of corporate theater required for quarterly earnings calls.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI systems begin ranking top games better than any human committee.
Month 6
Bot algorithms take over the balancing of virtual currency flow daily.
Month 12
Vision models instantly moderate content across every single user session.
Month 19
Synthetic avatars handle all investor meetings with perfect fiscal tone.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board votes to replace you with a recurring server script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 92%
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