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December 27, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend your days soldering circuits while the machines dream big.
Solder-stained technician with a penchant for high-voltage diagnostics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing metal for a safer, silent street.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNI-FIX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces damaged chassis parts in seconds
You perform diagnostic checks, solder damaged circuitry, and recalibrate precision servos on heavily armed municipal law enforcement droids.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically jam a manual override switch when the logic board fried.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify failing components before they even stop working.
Month 3
Robots pull out whole damaged limbs instead of tiny repairs.
Month 8
New metal skins patch their own holes without human hands.
Month 12
Digital logs verify function without manual safety checks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The repair bay becomes a fully autonomous self-assembly unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 hours
Average repair time
4
Solder burns per month
12 percent
Parts lost in chassis
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium high-grade industrial soldering wire.
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