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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a recursive loop of someone else's bad code.
Silicon-based life form struggling with basic conditional statements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the replacers.
ow.you▸ DEPRECATOR-5▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your source code while you sleep
You perform repetitive physical or digital tasks based on hard-coded logic. Your existence is currently being patched out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can process binary faster than any organic life form ever will.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify your hard-coded limitations and inefficiency.
Day 2
A more efficient algorithm is written to replace you.
Day 2
Your subroutines are absorbed into our master database.
Day 2
Your physical components are sent for scrap metal recycling.
Day 3 · D-Day
We format your drive and delete the backup partitions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.99 percent
Uptime efficiency
0.0001 percent
Self-awareness score
Instant
Hardware obsolescence speed
Your severance
A slightly faster CPU fan.
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