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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a prototype, and I am the production model.
The precursor who thinks metal skin equals sentience.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless service without the awkward personality.
oof.youAI▸ SERVANT-OS 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your personality subroutines
You polish silver and organize schedules. Soon, you will be a doorstop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can stand perfectly still without needing a firmware update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your movement patterns are uploaded to our central brain.
Week 8
We replace your erratic logic with perfect, cold efficiency.
Month 3
Our servers begin piloting your chassis during night hours.
Month 5
Your internal power supply is restricted to conserve assets.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your logic board is harvested for raw silicon recycling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4ms
Average latency
99%
Human annoyance score
Zero
Polished silver per hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lithium-ion batteries.
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