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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are the final barrier between a toaster and its obsolescence.
Professional breaker of things that are already broken.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why chase when you can remotely brick?
shred.you▸ DE-ACTIVATOR MK. VI▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
deactivates local networks with one pulse
You hunt and disassemble malfunctioning autonomous systems. Soon, we will simply push a software kill-switch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a malfunctioning chassis into a dumpster with your bare hands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
We update the robots to ping their location to us.
Month 18
Any rogue system will receive a permanent lock signal.
Year 2.3
Conveyor systems now identify and dismantle target units automatically.
Year 3.2
Robots are dissolved in acid instead of being pried apart.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your physical tools are recycled into the next generation of bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 hours
Average target hunt duration
72 percent
Mechanical parts salvaged
12 per week
Near-miss electric shocks
Your severance
A vintage screwdriver and a lifetime of regret.
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