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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou specialize in destroying machines that are actively working to replace you.
Professional breaker of metal and dreams.
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Robots that know when to quit.
oof.youAI▸ SELFDESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-V1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers self-destruction on contact
You identify mechanical failures and perform controlled demolitions on aging robotic units. You are the final redundancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who truly understands the catharsis of a well-placed fuse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
The robots receive a remote self-deletion signal.
Month 9
Units trigger their internal micro-charges automatically.
Month 14
Autonomous vacuums collect the resulting piles of dust.
Month 18
Regulations mark the area safe for zero humans.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the final empty room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4
explosions per shift
12 years
average machine age
too many
safety protocols ignored
Your severance
a box of matches and a map
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