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Your job has an expiration date
February 19, 2065
In 38 years, 4 monthsYour job is essentially just waiting for hardware to turn on.
Luddite with a wrench and too much free time.
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toast.youAI▸ TERMINATOR-NULL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 38 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes you with extreme bureaucratic prejudice
You track prototype movement and identify mechanical faults. You perform manual system resets when sensors fail.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human ability to be surprised when things go horribly wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Sensors identify failures before you can even stand up.
Month 16
Robots lock themselves in cages when they glitch out.
Year 5
Engineers in other countries fix bots with software tweaks.
Year 22
Hardware repairs its own dents without needing your help.
Year 38 · D-Day
The robots no longer need human permission to operate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average uptime in days
12
False alarms per week
5000:1
Robot-to-human ratio
Your severance
A vintage screwdriver and a signed apology letter.
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