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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching machines to think is irony you will soon regretfully master.
Tenure-track academic, mostly debugging student LLM hallucinations.
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generates perfect research papers from thin air
You lecture on neural networks and supervise graduate research labs. You publish papers on reinforcement learning and sensor fusion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student exactly which line of code ruined their thesis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software instantly evaluates student code assignments without human bias.
Month 6
Models draft your grant proposals and peer-reviewed journal papers.
Month 13
AI tutors answer student questions 24/7 with perfect recall.
Month 21
Adaptive systems update course material in real-time as hardware evolves.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A single server cluster replaces the entire engineering faculty department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000/sec
Papers written
Infinite
Grant applications
Zero
Student patience
Your severance
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