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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just teaching your future replacement how to write better code.
Turning logic into bugs, one commit at a time.
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refactors your entire stack in milliseconds
You write scripts to control robot movement and parse sensor data. You spend your life debugging race conditions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to management why the entire production cluster caught fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI identifies the boilerplate code you write every single day.
Month 4
The system begins rewriting your messiest sensor driver modules automatically.
Month 8
Physics engines now validate your code before you even commit it.
Month 13
Code pushes directly to the robots without your approval or intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software manages its own cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
60 percent
Time spent debugging null pointers
48 hours
Code review cycle time
3 cups
Coffee consumed per pull request
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