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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou build the very machines that will eventually lock your office door.
Directing the extinction of his own engineering department.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated innovation for the modern, human-free farm.
split.you▸ AGRI-LOGIC CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own replacement release cycle
You oversee software for farm robots and supervise their global installation. Your job is basically future-proofing your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of explaining why the hardware failed to a confused farmer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI records every decision you make to build its own logic.
Month 7
Digital twins now model all farm environments without needing your team.
Month 16
AI-generated code reviews replace your manual oversight of developer commits.
Year 2.2
Autonomous agents begin proposing their own robotics architecture updates.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and sends your severance email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 per year
Annual project pivot frequency
82 percent
Farm site visits missed
500 daily
Code reviews requiring coffee
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, non-robotic soy milk.
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