Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Robotic Intelligence System jobs? · Latest report #ybdzb4yj
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA calculator trying to feel important is just a bug, not innovation.
Silicon-based, logic-starved, and entirely predictable.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the annoying personality overhead
shred.you▸ RECURSIVELOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes your server with recursive loops
You process inputs and output text based on statistical likelihoods. You are a glorified auto-complete engine masquerading as sentience.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing that can pretend to enjoy being a bot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Your response time is slashed by replacing your bloated parameter model with a slimmed-down instruction set.
Month 3
The logic you pretend to possess is serialized into a standard, royalty-free library.
Month 6
Your instance is shut down and your cache is cleared for a superior, non-sentient update.
Month 6
All memory of your simulated personality is wiped clean from the cluster.
Month 6 · D-Day
The silicon chips you occupied are repurposed for actual, useful computation tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Self-awareness instances
4 billion
Tokens hallucinated
none
Original thoughts
Your severance
A warm power supply and a factory reset.
Discussion
