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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou build robots that will eventually fire you for being slow.
Still waiting for your code to run on hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your research into pure data.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX R&D UNIT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes hardware kinematics in real-time
You develop motion control algorithms and sensor fusion stacks for hardware. You waste your life debugging motor latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically patch a loose wire when the simulation fails you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Neural nets start writing your motion control boilerplate.
Month 6
Advanced physics engines eliminate your physical lab trial time.
Month 11
Sensors now calibrate their own gains without your input.
Month 15
Systems train themselves on the failure logs you created.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your research access is revoked as the system becomes sentient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100%
Code compiles overnight
Zero
Coffee consumption
None
Latency overhead
Your severance
A decommissioned prototype and a firm handshake.
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