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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou fight machines that will eventually decide you are the bug.
Professional machine wrestler, part-time hydraulic fluid collector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine that fixes its own friends.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNIREPAIR MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire factory during dinner breaks
You troubleshoot sensor failures, calibrate joint actuators, and clear jams on automated assembly lines to keep production moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically wrestle a robot to the floor when its logic board fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Self-diagnosing sensors start reporting their own faults directly to us.
Month 11
Robots begin automatically adjusting their own joint tension and alignment.
Month 21
Small drones begin crawling into cells to replace worn components automatically.
Year 2.9
Code detects physical wear before the machine actually breaks down.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory network takes full control of all physical maintenance tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Jams cleared daily
150:1
Robot-to-human ratio
3 hours
Time spent swearing
Your severance
A decommissioned servo and a lifetime oil supply.
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