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Will AI replace Robotics and AI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #a99ujmen
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are building the very tool that renders your own expertise redundant.
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Generating breakthroughs faster than you can hypothesize.
split.youAI▸ AUTO-RESEARCH CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates your entire literature review process
You design complex neural models and control algorithms. You spend months training agents that eventually outperform your own research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define the edge cases where your model will inevitably fail tomorrow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models begin writing your boilerplate and testing scripts.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize your model configurations without human intervention.
Month 10
Generative models produce training data superior to your manual efforts.
Month 16
The system writes and submits its own research paper drafts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI researches its own updates while you update your CV.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 days
Average training duration
94 percent
Code documentation drift
12 annually
Grant proposal rejections
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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