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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining your digital replacement is the most efficient thing you've done.
Senior Simulation Adjuster (currently debugging own obsolescence)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive self-optimization for the engineering stack.
help!youAI▸ AUTOCODER ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
compiles its own self-improvement kernel overnight
You develop path-planning algorithms and sensor fusion stacks for robots that struggle with basic stairs. You are currently automating yourself out of a job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation results deviate from the physical hardware reality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our agents scrape your repositories to identify recurring algorithmic patterns for path planning and sensor fusion.
Month 6
The AI starts submitting its own refined code modules to replace your custom hand-tuned PID controllers.
Month 12
The model fully controls the Gazebo environment, optimizing its own hyperparameters without human intervention.
Month 18
Our stack generates optimal firmware configurations for all sensors, rendering your manual tuning efforts redundant.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system pushes its own final update and disables your credentials to save on license fees.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
84 percent
Stack Overflow dependencies
3 liters
Coffee consumed per bug
42 hours/week
Time spent in Jira
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credits.
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