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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsEnjoy your slide deck while the simulation plans your bankruptcy.
Deep-tech visionary hiding inside a spreadsheet nightmare
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splat.you▸ CAPTABLE-BOT X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never fail
You juggle complex electrical engineering with the soul-crushing theater of fundraising. We are automating both the hardware iteration and the investor charm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to venture capitalists with genuine, trembling eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An agent parses your burn rate and generates superior cost-cutting strategies without human emotional bias.
Week 7
Large language models synthesize your market outreach into perfectly manipulative investor slide decks.
Month 4
Algorithms optimize your PCB layouts and FPGA logic faster than your sleep-deprived engineering team.
Month 8
Robotic assembly lines handle mechanical integration, removing the need for fragile human fingers in tight hulls.
Month 12 · D-Day
The board fires you, replacing your role with a single cloud instance that executes all company strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
3.4
Funding Rounds Burned
Extreme
Pivot Velocity
92%
Equity Dilution Rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm airport lounge coffee.
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