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October 20, 2028
In 2 yearsTraining your own replacement to save humanity one pitch deck at a time.
Serial pivot-artist and hardware-prototype-breakage specialist
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
VC-approved autonomy for failing hardware startups
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hallucinates a successful exit during board meetings
You spend your days burning investor cash on vaporware and pivot-pivoting your broken prototypes. You are currently the primary bottleneck for your own company's scale.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at lying to investors with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scrape funding data to generate your next pivot strategy without human error.
Month 5
Generative agents create infinite slide decks perfectly calibrated to trigger VC dopamine receptors.
Month 12
Vision-guided systems identify hardware failures before you even realize you broke the actuator.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars manage investor relations by nodding at correct intervals while you sleep.
Year 2 · D-Day
The company fully automates your redundancy, firing you via a polite Slack notification.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 cups
Coffee per pivot
0.04%
Burn rate efficiency
4 per page
Slide deck lies
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete zone.
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