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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are building the very hands that will soon replace yours.
Professional architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine that installs the machines.
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patches firmware before you even notice errors
You calibrate sensors and write glue code to make robots talk to factory systems. It is just irony.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why the arm jittered when the factory floor shook.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Unified interfaces remove the need for custom glue code.
Month 5
Smart cameras map physical space without human input.
Month 10
Robots report their own errors to the central hub.
Month 15
Gantry systems assemble the robotic cells themselves.
Month 19 · D-Day
The engineer is redundant to their own automated progeny.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
Too many
Communication protocols mapped
Zero wait
Robot integration cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own source code.
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