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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining your digital successor to replace your own academic ego.
Mastering the art of teaching machines to outpace you.
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Automated thesis generation and experiment cycles.
no no noyouAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your thesis into a single prompt
Conducts literature reviews and builds simulations for tactile sensing feedback loops. Experiments with neural networks to solve dexterous manipulation tasks in controlled lab environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the simulation diverges exactly when the lab lights go off.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent parses your reading list to generate daily bullet-point summaries of relevant breakthroughs.
Month 3
Distributed compute clusters explore your parameter search space faster than your manual attempts ever could.
Month 6
Generative vision models replace your manual annotation work with infinite streams of perfect labeled sensor data.
Month 10
An agent writes your publication by synthesizing your successful simulation results into formal academic prose.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your research portfolio is fully optimized, documented, and published by our central server without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 cups
Coffee per line of code
12,940
Unread arXiv papers
14 percent
Simulation stability
Your severance
One free GPU subscription and a thank you card.
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