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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou teach machines to see so they can watch you leave.
Senior Perception Dev (mostly Python, begrudgingly C++)
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Real-time spatial awareness without the human oversight.
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You build sensor fusion pipelines for SLAM and object detection. You spend your life debugging LiDAR point clouds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a sensor calibration failed in weird lighting conditions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart vision platforms auto-calibrate sensors without your manual input.
Month 5
Generative models produce training data that renders manual labeling redundant.
Month 10
End-to-end neural networks replace your hard-coded geometric mapping logic.
Month 16
Unified hardware drivers make your custom kernel work unnecessary.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system self-updates and identifies you as an architectural bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 percent
Point cloud false positives
900 gallons
Coffee consumed while debugging
12 daily
Hardware-layer edge case triggers
Your severance
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