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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a glorified screwdriver for your future, superior replacement.
Expert at debugging hardware that lacks a soul.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mechanical self-healing for the modern facility.
glub.youAI▸ AUTOFIX-GEN9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces your own internal logic circuits
Diagnosing circuit faults and replacing damaged mechanical actuators. You spend your days fighting entropy with proprietary diagnostic software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a percussive maintenance tap that defies all diagnostic logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors report error codes directly to cloud dashboards to bypass your guesswork.
Month 7
Robots implement plug-and-play architecture, eliminating the need for delicate manual soldering.
Month 16
A centralized AI fleet pushes corrective software patches over-the-air to all nodes.
Year 2.2
High-speed cameras guide precise robotic arms to replace worn actuators without human oversight.
Year 3 · D-Day
The factory completes its self-repair loop and officially terminates your badge access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400 hours
Mean Time To Failure
12 percent
Screw Head Stripped
Infinite
Cables Tangled
Your severance
A blunt screwdriver and a handwritten thank you note.
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