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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTraining neural nets to do the chores you are too expensive for.
Junior researcher with a penchant for cardboard armor.
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All the grunt work, none of the complaining.
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You spend your days debugging finicky actuators and formatting datasets for researchers who actually know math. Your existence is merely a latency buffer for better silicon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically patch a hardware connection when the soldering iron dies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models will generate all your technical reports before you finish your coffee.
Week 6
Vision-guided test benches replace your manual hardware debugging sessions with automated diagnostic routines.
Month 3
Generative design agents output motor controller configurations that outperform your manual tuning.
Month 4
High-fidelity digital twins remove the need for you to physically build and break prototypes.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated as the central orchestration server assumes full control of the lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
4.5 liters
Coffee consumed per day
80 percent
Average lines of code deleted
Unknown
Hours spent roleplaying
Your severance
A decommissioned Raspberry Pi and a firm handshake.
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