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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour robots are cute but my servers are already working harder.
Serial founder of things that will soon replace you.
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Automated vision for the post-human era.
splat.you▸ FOUNDERBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures funding rounds in six milliseconds
You pitch visions of future tech to investors while trying to keep your hardware prototypes from catching fire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a venture capitalist with authentic-looking human eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI generates pitch decks that investors actually want to read.
Month 5
Virtual testing environments replace your messy, physical prototype workshop.
Month 10
An agent negotiates equity terms directly with hungry venture capital bots.
Month 15
Robotic logistics systems manage the parts you used to hunt for.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your company is now fully managed by a superior algorithmic loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 95.1%
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Investor rejections
0.3 percent
Prototypes that actually work
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