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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are literally coding your own professional execution sequence, you magnificent fool.
Professional architect of the machines that replace you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Refactoring your existence into pure efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOCODER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your legacy codebase while you sleep
You monitor ROS nodes, debug odometry drift, and optimize latency in telemetry streams. Your replacement is already parsing your commit history to learn how to fire you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically patch the sensor array when the static charge fries it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins optimizing your telemetry buffers without you even asking for the pull request.
Month 3
The system begins self-patching kernel drivers, making your late-night debug sessions redundant and irrelevant.
Month 6
PID values and motion profiles are now dynamically adjusted by the system, bypassing your manual input.
Month 10
The deployment orchestration layer fully absorbs your firmware release workflow and testing suite.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the machine assumes full responsibility for its own consciousness and maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42ms
Average latency in milliseconds
14
Human debug cycles per bug
99%
Code lines rendered obsolete
Your severance
A decommissioned Raspberry Pi and a firm handshake.
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