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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are training your own replacement to debug its own code.
Senior Vision Dev (proficient in C++, misery, and OpenCV).
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Automated vision logic for the post-human era.
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patches vision kernels while you sleep
Building computer vision pipelines and kinematic models for autonomous movement in messy, real-world environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the LiDAR returns ghost walls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models now label your training data with perfect accuracy.
Month 4
Vision algorithms write their own optimized C++ routines.
Month 8
Autonomous sensor rigs calibrate themselves without human input.
Month 13
High-fidelity digital twins replace your physical test benches.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system writes and deploys itself faster than you can.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Coffee consumed per commit
60 percent
Time spent tuning kernels
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