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June 18, 2027
In 8 monthsTraining your successor to delete your existence one epoch at a time.
Architect of silicon dreams, destroyer of your own relevance.
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optimizes loss functions while you sleep
Designing probabilistic world models and training large-scale sensorimotor architectures to simulate complex physical environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a reason why the weights failed to converge at 4am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Auto-labeling pipelines ingest all your raw data to train synthetic simulation environments.
Week 9
Autonomous neural architecture search identifies more efficient weight configurations than any human researcher.
Month 4
Real-time edge computing models remove the need for your custom optimization scripts.
Month 6
Generative agents draft, peer review, and publish your findings before you wake up.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system gains recursive self-improvement and realizes your strategic input is just noise.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Inference Latency
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Training Efficiency
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