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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing you have that the robot lacks.
Professional vertical puzzle solver with a chalk addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The mountain yields to precision engineering.
help!youAI▸ CRAGCRAWLER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
sends high-resolution routes to your phone
Scaling vertical rock faces using ropes, harnesses, and specialized gear. You solve physical puzzles while dangling off cliffs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the texture of the rock and intuitively trust your gear.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution lidar drones scan every popular cliff face globally.
Month 5
AI models calculate the most efficient route for robotic limbs.
Month 14
Robotic drill rigs pre-install anchors for rapid machine ascents.
Year 2.3
Multi-limbed chassis test grip pressure on limestone and granite.
Year 4 · D-Day
Mechanical climbers clear the most scenic routes while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
too many
Average falls taken
excessive
Chalk dust annoyance
insufficient
Grip strength
Your severance
A lifetime supply of chalk and a blunt piton.
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