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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour artistic soul is just a series of predictable chord progressions.
Professional loud noise maker with a questionable ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity programmed for maximum listener retention.
no no noyou▸ STARDOM-SIM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect hologram performance for sold-out stadiums
Performing high-energy live shows and writing catchy melodic hooks that resonate with global audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can accidentally break a guitar string and call it a creative choice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate hits based on current trending sonic profiles.
Week 11
High-fidelity light projections replace physical travel for stadium shows.
Month 7
Sensors adjust audio levels instantly for perfect concert hall acoustics.
Month 13
Social bots simulate meaningful parasocial interactions with your fan base.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human live performance is deemed inefficient and replaced by synthetic stars.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 percent
Average chord variance
Calculated
Stage charisma score
Eliminated
Ticket scalper frustration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital feedback noise.
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