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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsDesigning orbital explosions with a mouse is adorable, really.
Professional drafter of very expensive, very loud paperweights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated thrust optimization without the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ ORBITALENGINE-GEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes nozzle heat dissipation in milliseconds
You spend days manually manipulating manifold geometry and managing thermal stress simulation parameters. Your existence is essentially a glorified constraints solver in an expensive software suite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess why the geometry fails before the simulation crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative algorithms begin suggesting topology optimizations that your human brain never considered.
Month 5
Cloud-based AI agents take over running batch stress tests on engine components.
Month 13
Smart inventory systems automatically generate bill of materials without human drafting input.
Month 21
Computer vision models reject non-producible designs before they reach the CAD workspace.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A fully integrated engine-generator creates aerospace-ready designs, leaving you redundant forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per iteration
98 percent
Assembly constraints violated
14,000
Files labeled FINAL_v2_FINAL
Your severance
A decommissioned rocket nozzle and a LinkedIn recommendation.
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