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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour countdown is just a fancy way of saying goodbye.
Professional button-pusher, stress-tested in clean rooms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No humans, no panic, just orbit.
no no noyou▸ ORBITALPATH OS-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates launch sequence without emotional hesitation
You oversee complex launch sequences and coordinate between mission control teams. Sensors and software now do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a subtle vibration in the console that says something is wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI models ingest all your historical launch decision data.
Month 11
Software replaces your manual go/no-go verbal check routine.
Month 21
Vision systems monitor pad telemetry faster than human eyes.
Year 2.7
A centralized server makes all launch critical decisions.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your console is permanently powered off by the automated core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
115 BPM
Heart rate during T-minus 10
4 cups
Coffee consumed per abort
22 channels
Communication channels managed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-launching beach resort.
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