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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour team builds the future, but our code already finished it.
Managing high-thrust dreams with a low-tolerance spreadsheet.
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split.you▸ PROPULSIONMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes nozzle geometry in real-time
You manage complex engine testing cycles and analyze flight data to iterate on thrust chamber designs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the engine tone is slightly off before the sensors report it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors feed all historic test logs directly into the central cloud.
Month 5
Machine vision identifies optimal chamber geometries faster than human intuition.
Month 13
Automated procurement algorithms bypass all manual lead-time negotiations.
Year 2.2
Robotic cells handle assembly and ignition without human oversight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the propulsion research roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Zero
Test failures per month
Instantaneous
Data processing speed
99.99%
Burn stability accuracy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our simulation suite.
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