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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bolt wings on metal tubes while the CEO tweets nonsense.
Professional bolt-tightener in a high-stakes, low-oxygen sandbox.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision torque without the coffee breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORBITALASSEMBLER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates high-thrust engines while ignoring launch countdowns
You assemble aerospace components, perform torque checks on bolts, and monitor static fire tests for orbital launch vehicles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hydraulic line feels slightly wrong before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors now record every bolt turn for instant quality audits.
Month 10
Camera drones spot micro-fractures faster than any human eye could.
Month 20
High-speed adhesive robots apply thermal tiles with perfect uniform pressure.
Year 2.3
Automated valve control removes humans from the hazardous propellant zone.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire assembly floor is fully autonomous and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.02 percent
Average bolt torque deviation
4,200 annually
Human sleep cycles missed
near zero
Rocket launch mission failures
Your severance
One signed poster of a planet you will never visit.
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