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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career path from valve CAD to lunar VP is launch-cancelled.
Senior Valve Architect (currently targeting VP of Propulsion)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fluid dynamics without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE ENGINE-ARCH 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes flow geometry for maximum thrust efficiency
You design complex flow-control valves for extreme temperatures and pressures. You manage failure modes and system-level propulsion integration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which specific weld will leak under cryogenic thermal shock stress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models iterate through valve shapes to optimize weight and flow.
Month 6
Software predicts failure points better than your internal logic trees.
Month 15
Virtual testing replaces long-haul vibration chamber hardware campaigns.
Year 2
Algorithms handle alloy procurement and vendor compliance protocols instantly.
Year 3 · D-Day
The engine architecture is fully self-sustaining; your management oversight is redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Unlimited
Thermal fatigue cycles
1200x human
Design validation speed
0 percent
Bureaucratic overhead
Your severance
A vintage slide rule and a signed launch poster.
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