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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsHolding a pole in the dirt is the least efficient career path.
Professional pole-holder and human-grade brush clearer.
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Stands perfectly still without complaining or checking time.
no no noyouAI▸ TRIPOD-AUTO-V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
maintains level without drifting an inch
You hold a prism pole for total stations and clear brush to maintain line of sight. It is mostly standing around.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a property owner is about to yell at the crew.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace the need for a second person to steady equipment.
Month 8
Drones with cutters handle brush clearing from the air.
Month 20
Robotic drivers handle the heavy lifting of boundary staking.
Year 2.5
Survey data auto-uploads to cloud maps without manual entry.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The tripod no longer requires a human witness to exist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
8 per day
Hours spent holding pole
14
Ticks removed per month
4
Minutes until boredom sets in
Your severance
One high-visibility vest and a sturdy pair of boots.
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